One: Find a fellow or a lady who is reading something engrossing (i.e. someone distracted by a literary work of some sort). Have your accomplice record the ensuing events.
Two: Walk up to your chosen victim.
Three: Sit or stand near your victim.
Four: Commence to read over the victim's shoulder until they notice you.
Five: When your victim discovers you hovering over his/her shoulder, ask your victim what book s/he is reading.
Six: Upon hearing the answer, say "I'm sorry, I have a waffle in my ear."
Seven: Walk away.
I assure you, this task will bring great joy to you and your accomplice. Share your findings and laugh. I hope your day will be a tad brighter.
