So today I was in the student lounge talking with my friends. We were insulting Daniel Radcliffe (because we have a poster of him in our lounge because it's decorated like the Gryffindor common room... don't ask... ) and we were saying how his hair was too neat and tidy for Harry Potter and how the scar goes in the MIDDLE of his forehead, not the side, and how his eyes were supposed to be GREEN not BLUE YOU F*CKING MOFO!!! Right. So then I got really mad at him and I said,
"I hate you, you nude little horse-f*cker!!"
And then our principal walked by. I tried to hide behind this counter, but he found me anyways. And kicked me.
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